Things I've Learned From Watching Hardcore Porn

Thanks to porn, I now know:

• Despite popular belief, its not only black men that have really huge schlongs, some white men do as well as Thai men are also well endowed.



• Unfortunately what a prolapse is and what it looks like. It's HIDEOUS! And a good enough reason to save that for marriage. Cause I'm not gonna let any dude do that until there's been a ring on my finger and we've taken vows! Maybe not even then.



• That it is possible to pleasure 5 men at once. You've just have to be really creative and super ambidextrous.



• That women can actually ejaculate! How does one....ok, nevermind! TMI!



• That the vagina is more flexible than I ever thought. I had no idea the things you can push up into there. A full fist, a high heeled show, a car hitch, a cell phone, an apple, a water hose, 2 dildos, a cell phone, an whole eggplant, a water pipe etc. Apparently, with patience, anything can really go up there. (No I'm not trying it nor am I endorsing it!)



• When attempting anal sex, always, always use an enema first. And when in more doubt, put down plastic sheets.



• I can see why two men can get together and not ever need a woman. Ever!




• the terms 'scat', 'squirter', 'twink', 'bear', 'golden showers' and omarashi.




• that there seems to be an endless supply of people willing to totally humiliate and degrade themselves for personal profit. And some are making a damn good profit.




• That in some countries, you can actually pee right on the street, in broad daylight, with bystanders walking by and no one will blink an eye. In other countries, you can have sex in the same situations...nobody appears to care. Apparently sex in public is fairly common. Particularly in Russia.



• that midgets actually have very normal-sized genitalia.



• that the Japanese are very, very very strange and deranged people.

Long live porn!