Friday, August 31, 2007

Let the Kickball Season Commence

So I joined a kickball league this fall and kickoff is this upcoming week. I just got our schedule and got a look at the other teams' names. They are hilarious and now I wish we had a more creative team name than Drunk Enough to Kick your Ass.

Here's some of our competition:
Menace II Sobriety
Baltimore Boozehounds
See You At Recess BITCHES
Negative Net Worth
Go Balls Deep
The Matzoh Ballers
Slow Children At Play
The Reverse Cowgirls
Federal Hills 21230
Oops I Crapped My Pants
We got the Runs
Milk Was A Bad Choice
The Pu-Tang Clan
Balls N Dolls
Hit It and Quit It
Fah Q
Multiple Scorgasms
Drunk Dial Us
Sponsored By Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor
Free Mustache Rides
Just Plain Drunk
A Burning Sensation
I Promise I'll Pull Out
Tulips On Deez Balls
Where's Your Beer, Bitch?
Will Lose 4 Booze

Not hard to tell there will be lots of drinking on this league? Now I'm excited! They tell me that the usual is hitting happy hour before the games, then they bring coolers of beer to drink during the games. Then hit the bars afterwards for post-game celebrations. Sweet bastard this should be fun. Beer! Men! Big balls!

This is going to be the best sport I ever played!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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God's gift to kickball notoriety.
I always fill my ballroom,
The event is never small.
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all!

I've got big balls!
I've got big balls!
And they're such big balls,
Dirty big balls!
And he's got big balls!
And she's got big balls!
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!