I can always count on it. Every freaking day I could put money on the certainty that I will get some spam, worrying about whether I'm happy with my erections, claiming that I can "go longer", make my woman scream and beg for more or offering me a bigger, harder or better erections and 'go all night'.
So lets clear this up right now for the spammers out there:
No, I'm actually very happy with my erections!
No, I'm not at all worried about my size
No, I have no trouble going as long as I want to
And for the record, consider me well hung like a Zulu, South African horse on Viagra!
Thank you very much and I'd appreciate being taken off your small penis/weak erection/minute-man mailing list.
Hanging very low and swinging,
The Girl From Park Heights
5 comments:
"Zulu South African horse on Viagra"- Wow
don't be so mean to the minutemen
they have feelings too
i wish i could stay away from your blog because you are so sensitive about my comments
probably because you are attractive you aren't used to people telling it like it is to you
but if it's just you that sees this comment than i just wanted you to know that i thought this was funny
and i'll try to stay away lol
HAHAHAHAH, I love it! I get those emails all the time too! What makes them think I'm not happy with what I'm packin?
Dear The Girl From Park Heights,
We apologize for any inconvenience that our constant bludgeoning of your inbox has caused you. We will take note of your African steed-like endowment and remove your from our list.
We are aware that many of our recipients claim they are more than happy with their length, size, girth, smell, taste, and endurance. However, we are also aware that they are all lying.
We send out so many emails because we ourselves are hung like used dental floss and we refuse to believe that we are the only ones.
Again, we sincerely apologize for any inconvenience or embarassment we may have caused you. We look forward to speaking with you when you come to your senses.
Sincerely,
Little-Dicked Spammers
LMFAO @ YFNS!!!!!
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